My exams are coming to a close soon and I am so f happy.
Speaking of happy, I have got some short jokes to share with you guys!
Jokes:
What is happy's surname?
Ans: Lee. Because happ-ily!
What does happy usually eat?
Ans: Happymeal!
What is happy's favourite tv programme?
Ans: Happy Sunday!
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and the list goes on and on and on and round about. I know they are freaking lame but I got nothing else much to blog about. WTF? I am running out of brain juice.
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I don't feel the need to explain myself over and over though but I guess I have to. Although I only need to xin zi du ming can already. Like, ermmm I think there is a time where we need not be humble cos as a matter of fact, I don't really talk about the rates/jobs that I get. If you do read my blog carefully, I don't usually blog about my events?
If mentioning that I can earn $50/hr is deemed as boasting/not humble (so as to shut the spammers up), I think others will laugh their heads off lor. Cos there are a large no. of models who are getting a higher rate than me lor. Especially since there are many many many more gorgeous-ier models, some who I happen to know also. Hahaha. Okay enough.
Well, regarding myself, I see myself as above average and pleasant looking? Not those whom you will barf the moment you see him/her. Because if you don't think that you yourself is nice looking, who will? (:
Of course we cannot delude ourselves lah but still, I think I am pleasant looking enough for myself even with my current teeth. I believe I never touch on this before but I might be going to fix it soon. Maybe during my hols. I don't know how/why/when/where but I am going to do something about it. Been considering it for a very long time already. :D
Who would skip the opportunity to look nicer? There is no ugly girls, only lazy girls. Sigh. How I wish that I will look like angelababy (really damn fucking chio and I can't believe such a girl exist. Looks like barbie doll luh!) when I wake up. Yeah, in my dreams.
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And hor,
I missed this woman. Haven't seen her for 1 month plus already. Roarrrr.
And my clique kakis and many many many others! Date me out soon okies? Loves.